Hello, my name is Sergio.

I’m 20. Old enough to go to war and kill someone, not old enough for a beer.

My friends live in Cali and my girlfriend lives in England, so I’m a loner.

I’m an introvert, unless I’m hyper, and when I’m hyper I scare people away. Not really a good friend-making formula.

I’ve played in punk, ska, metal, and powerpop bands. I prefer being solo, but I’d never say no to jamming with my homiezzz.

I’m an observer and I love reading people’s body language. It’s like having psychic powers.

Despite this boring “about me”, I’m really immature and I laugh at 8th grade penis jokes. I blame my favorite band, blink-182.

I love life, but I hate the world.

I’m atheist, sorry to disappoint you. I respect everyone’s beliefs though.

I hate technology but I’m still a geek (mac fanboi). Seriously, I think technology has sucked the soul out of our population.

I need a monthly adrenaline rush or I get anxiety.

I air-drummed for a year, and when I played a drum set I was pretty kickass. I’m afraid the same thing didn’t happen for air-guitar.

I’m a pacifist but I used to train mixed martial arts and I’m not afraid to knee you to the face. Don’t be afraid, I’m really nice.

If I could be any super hero I’d be the Procrastinator.

I can’t sit down like a normal person and write a song. I’ve written songs when I’m bored in class, when I’m driving, when I’m sat in the backseat of a car staring at the stars, when I’m overtired at 3am and even when I’m asleep.

I urge you to follow your heart, no matter the consequences.

My favorite cartoon ever is Rugrats.

You’re probably really bored by now, so I’ll shut up.