On December 30th, I embarked on a trip to England. I made sure I had a window seat. I wanted to witness something spectacular in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, 30,000 feet above planet Earth. A dolphin, perhaps an extraterrestrial, maybe I would even see God. All I saw was a red sheep as [...]

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I’ve had a cold for a few days now, which meant no school, which meant boredom. I was on a quest earlier to find out why people sneeze, so I typed “why do” in the Google search bar. Some very funny suggestions popped up.

I’m simple minded so this amused me very much. I spent the [...]

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Sooo, as you know, I’m always writing. It’s what I do. First I’m going to release the Christmas song, then maybe a new demo. But there’s going to be a delay in any releases after that. The reason is I want my music to sound perfect and full. I’ll be adding bass, probably a lot [...]

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I saw The Friday Night Boys, Hello Monday, We The Kings, and All Time Low today. We The Kings only played 4 songs because Travis Clark had a 102 degree fever. Travis is a BEAST. That’s real dedication. It’s not the first time he impresses me. He played an acoustic set in a bathroom once [...]

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One day, I will die. I have a few requests for when I die, actually, they are demands.
This isn’t final, but I’d like to be buried with my guitar. Unless times are rough, and selling it is the only way to pay for my funeral. After my funeral, I want a party. I know I’ll [...]

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MySpace says I’m a woman, how rude!

Just because I think Sailor Moon is extremely fun to play, it doesn’t mean I’m a woman. No seriously, it’s really fun. I downloaded it to take the piss out of Sailor Moon but I love it now.

Anyways, I have childhood memories of me playing Bevis and Butthead and [...]

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In an attempt to satisfy my alter-egos, I’m going to start blogging. But, blogging is tough when you don’t have a life. Seriously, I have no friends. I think it’s hilarious how I can post a bulletin saying “Will you be my fake wife?” and get about 50 replies, yet I have no real friends [...]

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1. Look legit
2. Fake your MySpace plays
3. Auto-tune
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!

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Hello, my name is Sergio.
I’m 20. Old enough to go to war and kill someone, not old enough for a beer.
My friends live in Cali and my girlfriend lives in England, so I’m a loner.
I’m an introvert, unless I’m hyper, and when I’m hyper I scare people away. Not really a good friend-making formula.
I’ve played [...]

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